"SABLE and I Regret Nothing" Funny Knitting T-Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717

Diagnosed. Committed. Unapologetic.

SABLE- and i regret nothing. Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy is not a problem. It's a personality. And this shirt wears it with exactly the confidence it deserves.

For the knitter who has done the math, looked at her stash, and made peace with the fact that she could knit for three lifetimes and still want more yarn. The diagnosis is in. The verdict is no regrets.

Clean, minimal, and deeply relatable to anyone in the knitting community. The bold caps say it loud. The lowercase script says it with a smirk.

Available in True Navy, Blue Jean, Berry, Bay, and Pepper. Each colorway paired with cream print for a warm, lived-in look.

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717, the gold standard for softness:

• 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, worn-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit, perfect for knit nights, yarn festivals, and LYS hauls
• Preshrunk to keep its shape wash after wash
• Lightweight and breathable year-round
• Not sure on sizing? Check our size guide before ordering.

The perfect gift for the knitter in your life who has fully embraced her SABLE status and isn't taking questions. Brilliant for birthdays, holidays, Secret Yanta swaps, or a well-earned treat-yourself moment.

Pairs with: a stash that defies square footage, a fresh skein, and absolutely zero apologies.