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"Certified Yarn Hoarder" Funny Knitting T-Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717

"Certified Yarn Hoarder" Funny Knitting T-Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717

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Officially diagnosed. Proudly certified.

Certified Yarn Hoarder. It's not a problem, it's a credential. And now you can wear it on your chest, right next to the illustrated little old lady who has absolutely no regrets about her stash and never will.

This design features a cane-wielding yarn hoarder in her natural habitat, paired with the official certification every knitter has earned but never received. Until now.

Cute enough to stop strangers. Specific enough to make every knitter in the room immediately understand.

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717, the gold standard for softness:

  • 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, worn-in feel
  • Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for knit nights, yarn festivals, and LYS hauls
  • Preshrunk to keep its shape wash after wash
  • Lightweight and breathable year-round

A brilliant gift for the knitter in your life who has fully accepted her yarn hoarding status and wears it with pride. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, Secret Yanta swaps, or a completely justified treat-yourself moment.

Pairs perfectly with: an overflowing stash, a knowing smile, and the quiet dignity of someone who has never once returned a skein.

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